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Hoxton Street Monsters Cubed Earwax Fudge 170g

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Product code: 308192
4.4 / 5 stars based on 5 ratings

£5.50

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Product Description

Clotted cream fudge made in England under the guise ‘Cubed Earwax’. Sold by Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, it is described as earwax harvested from humans fed on a diet of Tinned Fear which is effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland. The gorgeous clotted cream fudge is made in the traditional way in copper pans above a gas flame, with absolutely no human bodily fluids used. It is produced by The Ministry of Stories, a volunteer organisation that helps young people learn creative writing. 170g.

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4/ 5 statrs
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Bought as a present, the box looks great and so unusual. It makes a great fun little present.

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4/ 5 statrs
Submitted by   on 3rd Dec 2015

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Bought as gift.

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5/ 5 statrs
Submitted by   on 8th Jan 2015

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Hilarious reactions from a Santa draw present

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About Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies prides itself on being London’s only purveyor of quality goods for all monsters such as Vampires, Werewolves and Sasquatches! Hoxton Street Monster Supplies was set up by the Ministry of Stories, a volunteer organisation created by Nick Hornby, Lucy Macnab and Ben Payne in 2010 with a goal to use storytelling to inspire young people aged 8-18, helping to unleash their imagination to build confidence, self-respect and communication. Hoxton Street Monster Supplies sell UK made and vegetarian friendly preserves and sweets, each with a creative name and matching story for a playful take on regular foods.

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  • Standard UK Delivery - £3.95
    Delivered via Hermes courier. UK orders will normally be received within 5 working days.Choose this option if you're not in a hurry to receive your order and we'll use the most efficient delivery method possible.
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    Delivered via DPD courier, requires a signature upon delivery._Delivery next working day for orders placed before 2pm (Mon-Fri). This method will require a signature, please ensure somebody will be available to sign. You will also receive tracking alerts via SMS/email from DPD to keep you updated on your delivery.
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Ingredients

Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: Glycerine, Salt